Sunday, October 13, 2013

Columbus was a murderer and a rapist... Enjoy the parade!

Here we go again... Each and every year I am dumbfounded that people continue to celebrate Christopher Columbus. I am shocked that the schools still force feed our young ones a pack of lies as they color little pictures of happy pilgrims and the Santa Maria. Why have we made this man into a hero? Why do we observe this holiday?
Any educated person was well aware that the world was round centuries before Columbus set out on his voyage, yet people still give him credit for taking the "gamble".  Not much of a gamble considering Leif Ericson was already there about half a millennia before Columbus. Upon arriving in the "New" world Columbus quickly noticed that his new "friends" were adorned in gold. He said screw the new route to Asia, went back to the queen of Spain and returned with shiploads of armed men.
From that moment forward he did nothing but reign terror on an otherwise peaceful group of people. Upon returning with his army he demanded that the natives allow his men to take whatever they wanted including the native's women. When they denied this request, he had their ears and noses cuts off so they could be sent back as a symbol of why not to revolt. When they couldn't take anymore, the natives revolted and this gave Columbus a reason for war. He was doing so much damage at one point the queen had him returned in shackles. This man was a rapist, he was a murderer and if we are to praise him, there are a couple of other holidays that I propose...

  • The Lee Harvey Oswald salute to Presidents Day
  • The Jeffrey Dahmer Five K Walk for World Hunger Day
  • The Casey Anthony Take Your Child to Work Day
  • The Saddam Hussein Support of Human Rights Marathon
  • The Charles Manson Let's End Paranoid Schizophrenia Together Parade
Listen, just because it is tradition doesn't mean it has to continue. Tell our children the truth, don't let them color little pictures of a murderer. If you're okay with that then allow them to make the Amanda Knox friendship bracelets in art class. Is it hot in here or am I crazy?



Thursday, October 10, 2013

Edward Snowden is a Traitor...?

This week Edward Snowden's father traveled to Moscow to visit his fugitive son. My question is... why did we allow this? Even I, the biggest liberal out there, consider what Edward Snowden did a criminal act. There are those who applaud him, saying "damn the man!". They call him a modern folk hero. They couldn't be more incorrect. Some times ignorance is truly bliss.  Snowden committed treason and in doing so put people at risk. Now, I am all for keeping big brother off of my back but if a random computer screen or phone tap continues to let me sleep through the night, sign me up. I have nothing to hide, all you'd find is some boring porn and classic cars. You can fly drones over my house and scan all my gadgets, if it stops a bunch of losers from blowing up another marathon... I am all for it. Now, before you all get your undies in a bunch I am not calling for a police state.
Let's be honest, our government has done a lot worse stuff than spying on its own people. You're talking about a country that set up a false government in French-Indo China just to overtake it, had Jim Crowe laws and allows the Kardashians roughly thirty hours of television time a week. Some covert spying is really the least of our problems, what is scary is what else this young man might be leaking out.
What else did this man know? And something that has been really overlooked... How the hell did this guy ever even obtain this position? He had little to no education, no formal training and somehow was privy to information that only a handful of individuals in the country had. To me, that should be the biggest fear. Who the f**k is Edward Snowden and how did he fall through the cracks?
The other question can be, was he put there on purpose? Supposedly we found and killed some dirty Taliban freak hiding out in a bunker eating Ramen noodles. We know where this guy is and if we truly wanted him, he'd be dead. Treason is punishable by death and this man committed treason yet we're after him almost as much as O.J Simpson is searching for his wife's murderer. So why the charades?
This story stinks. We haven't even scratched the surface of the truth and I doubt we ever will. But some people are okay with that. Then again, some people accept the Lee Harvey Oswald single shooter theory too...
Is it hot in here or am I Crazy?

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Since I have been gone...

I apologize for not posting in a very long time. Have been working on other projects but I am glad to say that I will be posting again regularly for those who enjoy them. For those of you who do not enjoy... there is always porn sites. A lot of crazy stuff has happened since my last post and though I would love to discuss everything I think I will just hit on a handful of thins that have intrigued me.

1) Arming Syrian Rebels: Really? Has it ever been a good idea to arm rebels? I have a vague memory of supplying a turban wearing tall fellow somewhere along the Russian border with weapons. His name was Osama Bin Laden and we spent the next twenty years trying to kill him. Arming the Taliban is about as smart as letting your son have bath time with Jerry Sandusky or allowing Miley Cyrus to pick out your daughter's school clothes. And why Syria? Why now? Why do I have a gut feeling this is nothing more than a planned diversion? They say that 1400 people have been killed by chemical weapons, which is horrible, but what about the tens of thousands killed in Sierra Leone? What about the genocide still going on in Ruanda? Somalia? What about the complete destruction and collapse of a United States city like Detroit? Believe me, us arming or invading Syria has absolutely nothing to do with the 1400 people who have been killed.

2) Treyvon Martin... This is why you will never see my fat a** in Florida. Everyone gets away with murder in Florida. No? Casey Anthony. Enough Said. I am 6', 271 lbs. and yesterday I took my son for a stroll and yes I was wearing a hoodie. I would like to think I am more intimidating than a sixteen year old kid with a pack of Skittles. Did anyone question me? Did anyone pull a gun one me? Why would the neighborhood watch guy be toting a gun anyway? I always thought the neighborhood watch people were just the ones who gave out better candy on Halloween, I never thought anyone actually went all Deathwish and took that S**t serious!

3) Miley Cyrus... Wow, can you say train wreck. She is one more bad career move away from being on one of those "Where Are They Now?" specials. Listen, cute will only take you so far. Don't believe me? Ask Macauly Culkin, I think he works the night shift at Wendy's.

4) Government Shutdown. We have truly become the laughing stock of the free world. I don't no whether we should be more concerned that the government has shut down or that we have been operating just fine without them. With  the exception of not being able to go to a state park this week, my schedule really hasn't been  that interrupted. This just once again proves my point that a two party system is no longer viable for this country. It, like the million of people who reap the benefits of welfare and sit at home watching Teen Mom, no longer works.

Is it hot in here or am I crazy?