"Oh my God!!! You look great, did you lose weight?" Now, you probably cannot even remember how many times you have overheard people starting off a conversation like this. How come you never hear the truth and someone say something like, "WOW, you really let yourself go didn't you. You became one fat bastard!" That is what I want to hear people say to each other if it is in fact the truth. It is 2012, it is time to come with it. Let us stop sugar coating everything. When did we start to care so much about what people thought anyway?
We now use all of the unheard of jargon to sound polite when in fact we should just tell the truth. We use these terms like "Socially Inept".... Socially Inept??? screw that, the kid is a stalker for god's sake. He'll start off small like ripping the wings off of flies and the next thing you know he has a suit of human flesh in his shed and is the next unabomber. The other great one is Attention Deficit Disorder. Now, before you start sending hate mail I an sure that there are a handful of kids who actually suffer from this but to label every pain in the A** with this is silly!!! When I was in school teachers called this a ball buster, they didn't cater to them, they put the smack down and straightened the kid out. Here are some more; "Promiscuous"... Sl*t!!! It is nice, simple, for letters and you do not need a dictionary to realize that she intends to put out!!! "Good with his hands"...Translation- he is one dumb bastard!! You can go ahead and spend that college fund on the home extension you always wanted dad, believe me, Harvard will not be knocking on your door anytime soon. Chemical Dependent??? I don't even what that means!!! How come every celebrity anorexic who stays in shape by doing some lines of Colombian BamBam is considered Chemically Dependent but my friend Jorge on the corner who hits the glass pipe is called a junkie. Yeah, that makes sense. You see the moment you use the "PC" term it more or less loses all meaning. You try so hard not to step on anyone's toes, you miss the point and fall flat on your face.
Is it hot in here or am I crazy???
I was once told, you can be perfectly honest and insulting, as long as you add" God bless you". For example........You must've gained 20LBs God bless you.
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