The Week in Review!!!

As those of you who read this blog on a regular basis know, I like to review some of the more crazier stuff that happened over the weekend that I might not have had a chance to discuss. So, here it goes...

1) An al Qaeda affiliate located in Somalia has put a bounty on the head of Obama and Clinton. How much you ask? The life changing sum of 10 camels for the leader of the free world and 20 chickens for his secretary of state. For real? Are you telling me that the President of the United States is not worth more than that? Damn, we'll give al Qaeda 30 camels if they just go away. I for one would be insulted. Even worse, how do you think Hillary feels? For twenty chickens you can't even buy an ugly non-virgin for a wife in some of those areas. Then I stop and wonder... If they would attempt to kill American leaders for such a paltry sum, how is it that we cannot get them to give up their al Qaeda leaders. I think we have been going about this the wrong way. We have spent billions of dollars in the capture and killing of Osama, Hussein, etc.. when are we needed was to run down to Costco or BJs and stock up on bulk produce!!! If they are willing to kill for camels and chickens and can't even fathom what they would do for jalapeno poppers or mozzarella sticks!

2)The United Nations is concerned about the number of "baby boxes" that have been set up around Europe. The purpose of these boxes is that parents who do not want their infants any longer can safely and secretly drop off their little ones and then go on with their European life; smoking cigs, drinking wine, cafes... Not only am I for this program, hell, I think that it should be expanded! Why should we stop at crying infants????  I say if the kid is a pain in the a** dump him off regardless of his age. I don't care if the kid is sixteen, if you outgrow them, recycle them. And set up the boxes for more than just unwanted rug rats! Too many miles on that old car? Drop it off. Dog barks too much? Ditch it? Husband doesn't earn enough? Trade him in... no questions asked. I don't know but I think we are on to something here...

3) Hardware stores throughout the country have hopped on the zombie bandwagon by promoting zombie apocalypse items. This is just strange, it is actually making light of a serious situation as reports of the drug nicknamed "bath salts" continue to rise. So far we have heard of the young man in Florida gnawing off another man's face and also of another man cutting out his own intestines and throwing them at the cops. Is business that bad that you need to market for something like this? Exactly how many items are needed to survive this incoming zombie invasion? At what point are you stretching this sales pitch? Flashlights... okay. Generator... okay. Fire pit and outdoor furniture... mmm I don't think so. What are we going to pitch next? The slap chop for the upcoming Mayan calendar prediction?
Is it hot in here or am I Crazy?