The month in review...

Sorry that it has been a while. Been working on something, but let us recap some of the last month...
For starters we were subjected to the wisdom of Missouri Senator Todd Akin who wowed us with his knowledge of the female body and biology by stating that abortion would not be necessary in the case of pregnancy by rape because the body knows to reject the unwanted sperm of "legit" rape. Is this man f**kin serious? I know Missouri isn't really jammed packed with Mensa members but who elected this clown? You know who he should talk to? He should spend a nice afternoon with Jaycee Dugard. Remember her? She was the baby who was kidnapped and spent the next two decades being the sex slave of a demented name. I am surprised that she had two of his children since I seriously doubt that any of the sex was consensual... oh wait, no I am not. It is called science a**hole and it is just one of the many reasons why abortion must be available to those who truly need it.
We also saw the start of another school year, and as usual in this gun crazy country we saw another school shooting. It is insane that we have to worry about our children being taken out by some freak who got teased one too many times. My attendence sucked to begin with in school, if I had to worry about someone shooting me, I would have just ended up mailing it in. All I was afraid of in high school was running out of beer and my fat a** splitting my pants.
And the craziest thing that happened in the last thirty days was the reality show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" getting higher ratings than the Republican National Convention (RNC). Is anyone really shocked by this? You know why no one was watching the RNC? The same reason why no one is watching the Democratic National Convention. Because regardless of the outcome nothing in our lives will really change. The Wednesday following the election I will wake up in the house that isn't worth what I owe on it, paying taxes for services that I have no intention of ever using and still have a wall full of diplomas not worth the ink it was printed with or the frame it is in. Watching Chris Christey up there sweating really will not make much of a difference. So yeah, I would much rather watch "Honey Boo Boo". Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching some morbidly obese woman live in filth with her inbred husband and mentally challenged offspring. It is much more entertaing than the RNC. Besides, if I wanted to see a bunch of old rich white guys flirting with death I would start playing golf.
Is it hot in here or am I Crazy?