As most of you might know, today is Mother's Day. And while most people will be celebrating nice ladies who raised them properly and did their best, I would like to take a moment to spotlight the ones who dropped the ball in the world of parenting.
1) Kris Jenner: This is the one that I refer to as the puppeteer. She pimps her kids out an in extravagantly planned scheme of things. Plotting television shows and photo shoots, calling the media ahead of time before her kids do everything from going to the mall or wiping their a**! The attempts to dress younger than her kids and spends more time setting up their portfolio than actually attempting to parent them. The only saving grace here is a husband who truly appears concerned with the overall health and mental well being of his family and now just how much cash he can pocket from their work. She is most likely spending today thinking about the next move with the younger sisters because the older three are running out of basketball players to marry and their fifteen minutes are paused at 14:59...
2) Michelle Duggar: Wow, the things that we say we do all in the name of God. She as 19 kids and keeps trying to have more, why? Because the show is getting boring and is being threatened of getting cancelled? What scares me the most about this group is that anyone who has one child knows how hard it is to raise them up properly, how in God's name can you even attempt to raise 19? They use what they call a "buddy system" in which the older children help raise the younger ones. Really? Can this Idea get any worse? The younger ones are not getting the proper attention that a child needs to grow and the older ones are being denied a childhood because they spend all their time raising the younger ones. And how much can they possibly teach their siblings when they themselves are still babies...?
3) Dina Lohan:Failed dancer/ singer who now attempts to live vicariously through her two daughters. While she was so busy spending her time promoting her kids and trying to manage their careers, she overlooked the whole parenting things and stood by and watched her daughter fall into a downward spiral of drugs and alcohol. Good job Mom! She is another one who attempted some failed reality show that would have allowed some camera crew to show strangers every move of your personal life. The scary part is that she is now attempting to do the same thing with the younger daughter. She I call Child Protective Services or will some one else...?
4) Kate Gosselin : She has been guilty of pretty much everything that Jenner and Lohan is guilty of with the exception that she has the nerve to write books about parenting when the children are being raised by bodyguards and nannies. Now, she is stating that she is nervous about the future of her children since her show was cancelled. Really? Didn't you think about this before you had eight kids? Did you just assume that they were going to give you a show because you got knocked up? Hell, I know a slew of women who live in east new york with five or six kids who cannot even afford a television bad enough have their own show on it. You don't see them trying to sell another show that no one cared about to begin with.
5) Octomom -Nadya Suleman: This woman is all banged up. She might just be one of the worst on the panel. She was already blessed with six children when she went ahead with the medical procedure to have multiple babies... mmmm. Did I mention that when she opted for this surgery she was unemployed and on public assistance. Since the birth of these kids she tried to sell her story, unsuccessfully to every television outlet in the world, has posed nude. pondered pornography and filed bankruptcy. Good job lady, maybe you could take in some foster kids and make more money that way... that is a joke people.
As you know their are many more women out there with children who do not deserve the title of "MOM" and believe me we can continue to add to this list every year. If I have overlooked so one that you feel needs to be on the list, (The hot dog truck hooker lady on Long Island, or the new jersey tanning mom) please join in and comment. If your mom is not on this list... be thankful.
Is it hot in here or am I Crazy?
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