It appears that the zombie apocolypse has indeed begun my friends. Police in Miami Florida are confirming that they were forced to fatally shoot a naked man who just happened to be gnawing on the face of another naked man underneath a bridge in an otherwise sunny Saturday afternoon. The accused attacker,31 year old Rudy Eugene, continued to tear apart the face of his victim even after bing shot once by the police. Seriously, you have got to be on some pretty strong stuff to a) feel the urge to eat someone's face & b) continue to do so after taking a bullet. The victim, Ronald Poppo, is in grave condition with one witness saying that his face was "just a blob of blood".
Really? What the f**k is going on people? As if we do not have enough stuff to worry about with letting our children out to play or just going for a casual stroll, now we have to add naked zombie like guy trying to eat my face off on to the list! And now some are blaming it on a LSD like narcotic that they are referring to as "bath salts", which have shown to make its users aggressive and have a tendency to attack with their jaws??? With all the recreational drugs and alcohol that mankind has available why do they keep trying to invent another one? At what point do they just say, "You know what... I am going to draw the line with crack"?
As usual a former neighbor of Rudy Eugene when he was a child has come forth and said that he was a "quiet boy".... Isn't it always the same line? "quiet boy", "kept to himself". If your kid is sitting alone in his bedroom shooting at things all day on the computer and ripping the wings off of flies... seek help.
I have to say, I have been reading three to four newspapers a day for the last ten or so years and this has got to be one of the most craziest things that I have ever come across. Maybe J.D. Salinger was on to something, write one great book and then spend the rest of your life as a recluse...
Is it hot in here or am I Crazy?
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